My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

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cookthechef replied to your post “I want to flick boogers at you”

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u know me too well

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thank god finally someone with this fetish

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she looks exactly like her dad!

Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains